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Hens & Hallelujah T-Shirt

Hens & Hallelujah T-Shirt

Color: Blue Jean
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$34.95
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Description

Made from 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton, because if you're up before the rooster, you might as well be comfortable about it. This unisex shirt has that soft, broken-in, "I've owned this for years" feel right out of the bag (your secret's safe with us). Heavier, garment-dyed material that runs true to size — because nothing undercuts "seasoned homesteader" like a shirt that falls apart before the hens do. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who also lose an hour a day just standing in the run, watching.uette that fits most body types with ease.
Washing Instructions

Washing Instructions:

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:

  • Cold water only
  • Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you're gonna wear until it falls apart)
  • Use a gentle detergent - this garment-dyed cotton is chill, keep it that way
  • First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for snacks)

Drying Instructions:

  1. Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture.
  2. Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting.
  3. Remove Promptly: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as it's dry to prevent wrinkles.

Additional Tips:

  • Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents as they can fade the color.
  • Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the shirt's texture.
  • If the shirt has a graphic print, avoid ironing directly on the design. Use a pressing cloth or turn the shirt inside out when ironing.
Shipping & Returns

Good Things Take Time (But Not Too Long)
Free shipping on orders over $75 because we reward commitment to the cause.

Orders ship within 7 days - we're not rushing, you're not rushing, nobody's rushing. Once it leaves our hands, USPS does their thing and you'll have it in 2-5 days. Track it obsessively or forget about it completely, we support both approaches.

Returns:
The "Something Went Wrong" Policy

Look, we want you to love your shirt. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right - that's on us.

Here's the deal:

  • Got something damaged or defective? Full refund, no questions asked.
  • Have 30 days from purchase to let us know
  • Item needs to be unused and in the condition you received it
  • Email us at support@coopandgate.com -- we're actual humans who respond

We're not a faceless corporation. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to enjoy the coop without unnecessary drama.

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable.

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Built for the 6am shift

Feed buckets, muddy boots, one hen who has decided your shoulder is a perch. This shirt is made for the life that actually happens out there, not the version of it on a magazine cover.

What you're actually getting

Soft, durable cotton tees that get better with age. Not another cheap polyester blend that dies in six months.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

What size would fit me best?

We know sizing can be tricky, that's why we have a handy size chart on every product page. If you're still unsure, don't hesitate to reach out to our friendly customer service team at our email: support@coopandgate.com
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.
What materials are your products made of?

We use premium grade, comfort colors 100% cotton for our apparel.

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