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Retired with Chickens T-Shirts

Retired with Chickens T-Shirts

Color: Bay
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$49.95 $34.95
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★★★★★ Printed fresh to order in the USA

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Description

Made from 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton because if you're going to be out cleaning the coop and bribing your flock with mealworms, you might as well be comfortable doing it. This heavyweight tee runs true to size and holds up to beaks, claws, and whatever else the farm throws at you.
Washing Instructions

Washing Instructions:

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:

  • Cold water only (save the heat for the incubator)
  • Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you're gonna wear until it falls apart)
  • Use a gentle detergent - this garment-dyed cotton is chill, keep it that way
  • First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for snacks)

Drying Instructions:

  1. Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture. And it gives you an excuse to go check on the chickens again.
  2. Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting.
  3. Remove Promptly: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as it's dry to prevent wrinkles.

Additional Tips:

  • Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents as they can fade the color.
  • Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the shirt's texture.
  • If the shirt has a graphic print, avoid ironing directly on the design. Use a pressing cloth or turn the shirt inside out when ironing.
Shipping & Returns

Good Things Take Time (But Not Too Long)

  • Free shipping on orders over $85 because we reward true dedication to the flock.
  • Orders ship within 7 business days We print every tee fresh to order so nothing goes to waste. Once it leaves the coop, USPS takes the baton, and you’ll have it in 2–5 days. Track it obsessively or forget about it until it hits your porch; we support both approaches.

Returns: The "Something Went Wrong" Policy

Look, we want you to love your shirt. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right—that's on us.

Here's the deal:

  • Damaged or defective? Full refund or replacement, no questions asked.
  • You have 30 days from purchase to let us know.
  • The item needs to be unwashed/unworn (coop dust and chicken feed will void the return!).
  • Email us at support@coopandgate.com; we’re actual humans who respond quickly.

We're not a faceless corporation. If something's wrong, just reach out. No need to ruffle any feathers—we're all just trying to enjoy our birds without unnecessary drama.

(Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable.)

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What You Get

Soft, durable cotton tees that get better with age. Not another cheap polyester blend that dies in six months.

Built for the 6am Shift

Whether you're mucking out the coop or just standing in the run with coffee, watching, our tees are made for the life that actually happens out there. Join Coop & Gate and wear gear that holds up to feed buckets, muddy boots, and one hen who's decided your shoulder is a perch.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

What size would fit me best?

We know sizing can be tricky, that's why we have a handy size chart on every product page. If you're still unsure, don't hesitate to reach out to our friendly customer service team at our email: support@coopandgate.com
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.
What materials are your products made of?

We use premium grade, comfort colors 100% cotton for our apparel.